Oh Gosh, here we go again
A fella can't get no rest around this joint

Well, she got up this morning at six am,
She was as grumpy as can be
Not a chance of sleepin' late,
'Cos she started vacuuming
Said: "Get your lazy butt up Cledus,
"You gotta take me to the Mall
"Don't forget to bring them credit cards,
"'Cos I'm a'gonna use 'em all"

Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands
A bunch a female General Schwarzkopfs,
A' barkin' off their commands
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive
(Oh why do we? Can't tell if they break a nail)
Wives do it, all the time

Oh, her make up's scattered all over the place,
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust
Didn't leave no gas in my pick up,
And she hates the way I get my hair cut
You know you sure are a cold one, baby,
You get green with jealousy,
When I steal your Victoria Sacred,
Or watch Mindy on CMT

Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands
You know they lose all their sweetness,
When we give 'em that wedding band
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive
(Well, they never fail, to find a sale)
Wives do it, all the time

Well, she might just get frisky tonight,
So I won't get no-where near her
And if she says: "Coyte, come on to bed,"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her
OOOOOh

They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore)
Wives do it, all the time

Yeah, wives do it
All the time, all the time

Wives do it
All the time, all the time

Wives do it
All the time, all the time

Yeah, wives do it
Mine does it all the time