[Lady:]

Okay everybody, it's clown time, a clown is here
Everybody sit around right here
Because Shaggy the clown has a present for everybody

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]

I got your fuckin' present hangin' next to my nuts, now when i'm swinging on my hatchet, if it hits you it cutsDon't make me chop your head in half, and smack the side with your cheeksBecause i haven't had my mineral in almost a week, your fuckin' momma brought me here to entertain your assSo no matter what i'm doin' i expect you to laughNow when you see me do a trick, and if it isn't even funny, give me props, unless you want your little necks bloodyI could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch, but that ain't what i'm fuckin' aboutI could sew your motuh shut, and pump air in through your noseAnd fuckin' pop your head but we'd get blood on our chlothesLook, i'm a wicked clown, i ain't no fuckin' superheroI ain't a big and scary dude, more like that little rey misterioI'm quick to beat down all you little bitches right in front of your mom and if the bitch get's heated, tell her, bring it on!

[Chorus:]

Oh shit it's your birthday, oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday, oh no it isn't
Oh shit it's your birthday, oh no it isn't
It's your birthday[x1]

[Violent J:]
It ain't mine motha facko