Motorway food is the worst in the world,You've never eaten food like you've eaten on the motorwayMotorway food is the worst in the world,The coffee tastes weak and the cakes taste staleAnd gasoline fumes are the worst to inhale,Your stomach rolls over and your face turns paleOh, that motorway livin',Ain't it a thrill to be so free, yehRiding down the motorway,Got to charge up my batteries,Rest my seat, rest my eyes,So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'Motorway tea is warm and wet,The rain is a pouring and it's four in the morning,And it's all I can getYou've never seen loos like motorway loos,Thousands of people passing through,It's enough to put you off of your motorway foodOh that motorway living,Ain't it a thrill to be so free, yehGot to get away fromCats eyes, cold meat pies,Thousand on raft, cold french friesSo tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'Motorway food is invariably fried,It keeps me and feeds me and helps me surviveOh that motorway, ain't it a thrill to be so free, yeh,Riding down the motorway, cats eyes, cold meat piesThousand on raft, cold french fries,So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'Motorway food is the worst in the world,You'll never eat food like you've eaten on the motorwayMotorway food is the worst in the worldMy stomach's upset and I don't feel well,Gotta get my head down, stop for a while in a motorway hotelMama oh mama, my dear suzi too,This motorway message is sent just for youMy headache's improved but my back really hurts,I never thought I'd travel so far to work