[Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard, Shorty Shit Stain]

Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums
Yeah, drop the drums
(I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo
(It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you
(Cause your shit can't breath)

(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas
It's hard to use a Trojan
(Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit can't breathe
It's all closed in
(Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on
(Everybody wants, everybody loves)

[Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain]

Sex is something that everybody needs
Everybody wants, everybody loves

[repeat 2X] - If you want it baby

if you want it babe
better use a Trojan!

[Verse One:]

I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan
Cause your shit can't breathe, it feels all closed in
You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw
But why i wanna hurt myself for?
I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe
Said peace to this girl, girl said hello
Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go
Is thirty-two degrees, below zero
So I started to rain on this young bitch brain
Causin her a great relief of physical pain
She said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap
No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap"
I said, "So what?", as I grabbed herbutt
Bitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shut
Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child
Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild
On welfare, but she don't care
She says, "FTF is always there"
FTF means face-to-face
Main, headquarters of your local place
Where, you collect your monthly pay-acap