MARK
Enter Tom Collins, computer genius, teacher, vagabond
anarchist, who ran naked through the parthenon
MARK & COLLINS
Bustelo - Marlbor
Banana By The Bunch
A Box Of Captain Crunch Will Taste
So Good

COLLINS
And Firewood

MARK
Look - It's Santa Claus

COLLINS
Hold Your Applause

ROGER
Oh Hi

COLLINS
'Oh Hi' After Seven Months?

ROGER
Sorry

COLLINS
This Boy Could Use Some Stoli

COLLINS, MARK & ROGER
Oh Holy Night

ROGER
You Struck Gold At MIT?

COLLINS
They Expelled Me For My Theory Of
Actual Reality
Which I'll Soon Impart
To The Couch Potatoes At New York
University
Still Haven't Left The House?

ROGER
I Was Waiting For You Don't You Know

COLLINS
Well, Tonight's The Night
Come To The Life Cafe After Maureen'
Show

MARK & ROGER
No Flow

COLLINS
Gentlemen, Our Benefactor On This
Christmas Eve
Whose Charity Is Only Matched By
Talent, I Believe
A New Member Of The Alphabet City
Avant-Garde
Angel Dumott Schunard!

ANGEL
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

COLLINS
And You Should Hear Her Beat!

ROGER
You Earned This On The Street?

ANGEL
It Was My Lucky Day Today On Avenue A
When A Lady In A Limousine Drove My Way
She Said, "Dahling-Be A Dear - Haven't
Slept In A Year
I Need Your Help To Make My Neighbor's
Yappy Dog Disappear"

"This Akita-Evita - Just Won't Shut Up
I Believe If You Play Non-Stop That Pup
Will Breathe Its Very Last High-Strung
Breath
I'm Certain That Cur Will Bark Itself To
Death"

Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

We Agreed On A Fee - A Thousand Dollar
Guarentee,
Tax-Free - And A Bonus If I Trim Her Tree
Now Who Could Foretell That It Would
Go So Well
But Sure As I Am Here That Dog Is Now In
Doggy Hell

After An Hour - Evita - In All Her Glory
On The Window Ledge Of That 23RD Story
Like Thelma & Louise Did When They Got
The Blues
Swan Dove Into The Courtyard Of The
Gracie Mews

Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

Then Back To The Street Where I Met
My Sweet
Where He Was Moaning And Groaning On
The Cold Concrete
The Nurse Took Him Home For Some
Mercurochrome
And I Dressed His Wounds And Got Him
Back On His Feet

Sing It
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me